Here is a list of why older women make the best lovers:

Beauty vs poise

Younger women have the advantage of having wrinkle-free skin, tighter bums but they are also vain and self-absorbed, and if you scratch underneath all that you, what you will find is horrifying insecurity.

But for every part of the older woman’s body that is struggling under gravity, they make it up with formidable poise, self-assurance and confidence.

Ask the man seated next to you now what he will pick, given a choice between a hot, vain woman and an older version with poise and confidence.

Please don’t nibble my earlobes
As any man will confirm, nothing is harder than to please a woman who doesn’t understand her own body. A woman’s body is a Rubik’s cube and most older women have learnt their bodies beyond knowing that their earlobes aren’t their only erogenous zones.

In short, older women are more comfortable and confident in their sexuality.

Conventions
Admit it; trends rule the city and younger women are the major followers of these trends. They play to that gallery. Older women, on the other hand, seem to have fulfilled their expectations of life and are at peace with the findings.

She has no illusions of who she is. Younger women have more to prove, to themselves and to their men, which is to say they have baggage and baggage is only sexy if it comes in the form of a Louis Vuitton bag.

I’ll get that
Let’s not even pretend that times aren’t so tough that younger women long forgot how to pick a tab.

These younger men, straight out of campus fumbling through their first jobs and struggling to cook from their baby mekos in their cubicles can’t finance romance with the women they desire, because these women want to have drinks with fancy names like Daiquiri.

Up comes the older woman with a money purse and less drama. Connect the dots.

Patience
Since an older woman has lived her life; gotten her heartbreaks and broken a few hearts herself, raised her children, made her mistakes, I would imagine that her outlook of life is more sober, more calculated.

She has learnt to take life at its pace. And also since she has dated her fair share of men, she naturally understands them and is more patient.

To put all these into perspective is a quote from the television writer, Andy Rooney, “Women get psychic as they age, you never have to confess your sins to an older woman. She always knows.”