Are you a real man? Ever wondered how you rate as a man? Well, here’s the top 50 things every ‘real man’ should know (allegedly):
- His wedding anniversary date
- Basic DIY
- How to change a light bulb
- How to tie a tie
- How to read a map
- His partner’s favourite drink
- How to iron a shirt
- How to change a tyre
- How to wet shave
- The right amount of aftershave to put on
- How to change a fuse
- Knowing if a woman says “I’m fine” that she’s not
- How to put up a shelf
- How to polish shoes
- How to shake hands confidently
- How many inches in a foot
- When to accept defeat and apologise
- The offside rule
- When England won the World Cup
- How to do his own laundry
- How to fix a bike puncture
- How to jump-start a car
- How to parallel park
- The difference between ale and lager
- The best way to carve meat
- His own height
- How to drive in snow
- How to wire a plug
- How to introduce himself
- His parents’ address
- The weekend football scores
- How to light a BBQ
- That if a woman says, “ Do what you want” not to do what he wants
- How to change oil
- The big recent football transfers.
- How to build a fire
- Which way is north
- What’s in a toolbox
- How to tune in a telly
- How many miles left if the fuel light goes on
- How to fix a toilet
- How to put someone in the recovery position
- His own alcohol limits
- How to change a car battery
- How to get a car unstuck
- The words to the national anthem
- How to change a nappy
- How to perform CPR
- How to put up a tent
- Who are favourites to win the Premier League!